1 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,250 Okay. 2 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:15,530 Listen, I'm getting to believe that the heaviest thing in the world is 3 00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:16,970 psychology 126. 4 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:21,030 Do you know that my head shrinker said that everyone should fulfill its 5 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:25,850 essential needs and that you really find your heaven or hell right here on earth? 6 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:27,730 Sounds right on. 7 00:02:28,710 --> 00:02:31,290 Gabriella, do you suppose there really is a heaven or a hell? 8 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:32,890 I guess so. 9 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:34,010 What about God? 10 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,310 What about him? 11 00:02:35,450 --> 00:02:36,450 Is he for real? 12 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:39,450 Sure, there's a God. How do you know? 13 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:41,730 I just know. 14 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:46,480 I mean, I believe that there's a God and that Jesus is the Son of God. 15 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:48,440 Can I ask you something? 16 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,800 Sure, go ahead. 17 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,160 Would you give yourself to Jesus? 18 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,520 I mean, not spiritually, but physically. 19 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:55,900 You're kidding. 20 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:58,960 Oh, if you wanted his body, would you go to bed with him? 21 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,540 Maggie, you are out of your look. 22 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:03,680 Your first need is to love, okay? 23 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,080 Okay, what's the second? To be loved. 24 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:10,500 I'm just saying that my basic need is to love. 25 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:13,070 You want to know something else? What else? 26 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:17,770 I'll bet you that if the man himself were in the rack right now, he'd get so 27 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:19,310 nervous he wouldn't be able to perform. 28 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:20,770 Maggie? 29 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:38,810 So he kept pouring, and I kept drinking, and oh, God. 30 00:03:39,290 --> 00:03:40,530 Have I ever got a headache? 31 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:41,850 Where'd you go? 32 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:45,010 Where else does a research biologist take you? 33 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:49,950 Home. His home. To meet his mother, but of course she wasn't there. 34 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:51,790 What's he like? 35 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:56,690 Weird. I mean, this guy is definitely a freak. 36 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,390 I can't imagine the things he asked me to do. 37 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:01,090 What things? 38 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:05,130 Wild things. I mean, look, you know I'm a screaming liberal, right? 39 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:08,150 Right. I mean, I dig the whites, the Chicanos. 40 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:10,710 occasionally some perversion. 41 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:14,470 But, honey, Hitler's child takes the cake. 42 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:17,670 Come on, Carla, tell me what he did. 43 00:04:17,950 --> 00:04:22,390 Well, first the Aryan got all sweaty, you know, sweaty palms, sweaty face, 44 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:23,570 sweaty mouth. 45 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:26,930 And then he just took off his clothes and he stood there. 46 00:04:27,650 --> 00:04:28,650 Well, then what? 47 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:35,370 Well, he asked me if I wanted pleasures beyond sex, beyond the aboriginal 48 00:04:35,370 --> 00:04:36,370 urges. 49 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:43,590 So... So he took my head in his hands and he looked deep in my eyes and he 50 00:04:43,590 --> 00:04:49,790 said he wanted to Stimulate my pleasure center 51 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,280 I told him to take his voodoo ass and get out. 52 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:12,560 He acts like some kind of a homo futurist. Well, I'd like to take his DNA 53 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,560 and just shove it. 54 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,740 You'd think that a black professor would try harder and not be an ordinary animal 55 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:21,000 like the rest of them. Well, I hate his guts. 56 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:22,900 Then why did you do it? 57 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,380 Because I thought if I balled him, it would make things easier, that's all. 58 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:30,520 He said that it takes practice like anything else, and people have to learn 59 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,700 to get used to each other. 60 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,740 Screwing's going to bring the races closer together, right? 61 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:38,190 Justice, human rights, equality. 62 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:40,550 Boy, was he crude. 63 00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:44,750 Oh, Heather, and your bill was to whittle your middle-class virtues at him 64 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,570 and then take the black man to your beautiful breasts and love him? 65 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:51,510 Black or white, it doesn't make any difference. It's the system. 66 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:52,850 Well, screw it. 67 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:56,800 No more are we going to be chased by the hounds. You know, they think that a see 68 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,040 -through blouse is just an open invitation to get raped. Well, it's 69 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,480 about time that these males learn the facts of life, Gabriella, because it's 70 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,480 going to be a new day. 71 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,100 Oh, it's going to be a new day. 72 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:28,140 Can be so fragile just like one blade of sand. 73 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:35,740 When the walls and roof crack and leak, 74 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:43,100 it makes the foundation a little bit too weak. 75 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:08,870 Always complaining about men. 76 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:11,230 Why bother with them if it's such a drag? 77 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:12,890 Oh, it's not a drag. 78 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:14,290 I mean, I dig men. 79 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:18,730 It's just that it's up to us to find the real freaks and expose them to the 80 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:20,270 world. No, seriously. 81 00:09:20,670 --> 00:09:22,650 Why should we always be inhibited? 82 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:26,690 Why should we be the sex objects and passively lie on our backs and let every 83 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:28,510 little boy reach out for his manhood? 84 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:33,250 Hell, I'm for making love, but under my terms. Look, I don't want to get into 85 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:37,340 the psychiatrist's couch bit, but life's a big, fat... Game. 86 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:38,720 Survival's a better word. 87 00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:42,900 Listen to me, Gabriella. The sooner you wise up, the better you can play. 88 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,400 Play? The game. 89 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,460 Ever since we've lived in caves, we've followed the man around like some 90 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:49,460 trained seal. 91 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:53,220 He set the rules, and we pan it with our tongues out. 92 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:58,000 You see, baby, when man said jump, woman said how high. 93 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:01,280 Now, come on, do you really want to live life that way? 94 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:02,680 No. 95 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,300 But life is more than a game. 96 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:06,290 I mean, there's love. 97 00:10:06,770 --> 00:10:07,770 What about love? 98 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,090 Love is beautiful. 99 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:10,370 Black is beautiful. 100 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:11,990 But I want it my way. 101 00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:15,250 Look, baby, you're white and I'm black. 102 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:17,950 Could you love me? 103 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:19,810 I do. You're my friend. 104 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:22,810 I mean, love me. 105 00:10:23,530 --> 00:10:24,530 Live with me. 106 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,110 Go to bed with me. 107 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:27,730 Love me. 108 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:32,090 I'm sorry, Collar, but I don't think I'm ready for that kind of love yet. 109 00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:34,550 This girl needs therapy. 110 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,650 Look, she's not saying that you have to be a lesbian. 111 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,570 All she's saying is that you do your thing. 112 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:42,870 Whatever you want, you do. 113 00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:47,270 Whatever. And that means that you get what you want, not the leftovers. 114 00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:49,110 And you do what you want to do. 115 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,330 If you want to be Victorian, okay. 116 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,490 But do it your way, you understand? 117 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:56,410 I'm afraid I've got a lot of catching up to do. 118 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,320 Look, I've got a great idea. 119 00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:03,320 Not the Jesus Christ bit again. No, but how better can three young women of 120 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,440 today's world better serve their womankind? 121 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,040 Who can tell me? 122 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:10,240 Well, we could do the Rosemary's baby bit if we could find the devil. 123 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:15,100 No, but we can take this tender young lamb under our wings and teach her 124 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:18,140 everything we know about how to get the most out of men. 125 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:20,020 Fantastic. When do we start? 126 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,520 I'm afraid she's got a long way to go. 127 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:26,340 How do you teach a conservative about progressive liberal sex? 128 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:28,260 Come on, you guys. 129 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,080 You're kidding. 130 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,060 No, Maggie's got a great idea. 131 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,300 How about it, Carla? 132 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,220 Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with Gabriella. 133 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,760 Hmm, I don't know. 134 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:44,680 We're offering our services, which includes our minds and our bodies, in 135 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:48,760 dedication to the development and the fulfillment of our best friend as a 136 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:49,760 modern woman. 137 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:53,340 But you have to agree to everything we say, or I'm afraid it won't work. 138 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,980 Listen, Gabriella, we're the foxes. Whatever we want, we go after. 139 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,680 We outsmart men and we use them. 140 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,400 Hounds, that's what they are. 141 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 What do you say? 142 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:12,860 All right, I'll do it. 143 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:18,160 Now, there's no turning back once you start. It's body and soul. And it's 144 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,139 groovy, too. 145 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,780 And it's the only way to go. 146 00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:32,230 Maggie, I really should have gone to my two classes this afternoon. 147 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,230 Lesson number one. 148 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:39,750 Gabriella, you have to make up your mind to be absolutely free, with no regrets. 149 00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:42,690 I'll try, but it's not going to be easy. 150 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:43,970 But that's good. 151 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:48,290 Think of all the wonderful temptations, starting with the beautiful stranger who 152 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,330 owns his own beach pad in Malibu. 153 00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:52,290 That's what I'm afraid of. 154 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:53,910 What do you like? 155 00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:55,830 Wait till you meet him. 156 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,200 Tony's the perfect example of what every woman should have. 157 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:03,120 Number one, he's agreeable. Number two, he's useful. 158 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,900 And number three, he's very lovable. 159 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:12,140 It's the most exciting feeling I've ever had to think that thousands, maybe 160 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:16,480 millions of people are going to be looking at me. My God, just the thought 161 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,940 that I could be the most photographed woman in the world is really a mind 162 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:20,940 buster. 163 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,560 Do you think that could really happen? 164 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:26,210 Tony says it could. 165 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:29,890 He's done layouts and publicity on some of the biggest names in Hollywood. 166 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:31,329 Like who? 167 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,310 Like Raquel Welch and Angie Dickinson. 168 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:34,670 Lots of women. 169 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:41,250 Tony says that your body is really where it's at, and that you can create a face 170 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,250 with just makeup. 171 00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:45,110 Besides, men dig good-looking bodies. 172 00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,710 And if you have one, I say use it. 173 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,270 Do you want to be an actress? 174 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:51,690 Maybe. It all depends. 175 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:55,750 You laugh, but I was going to be in a movie once. 176 00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:56,749 You're kidding. 177 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,330 No, I'm not kidding. What happened? 178 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:03,030 Well, it was sort of weird. I mean, you know, I've never done anything like that 179 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:04,250 before. Like what? 180 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:07,450 Well, there was this friend of mine, Carol Young. 181 00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,290 I guess I'd known her all my life. 182 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:13,070 Anyhow, she was going to do a film on young love. 183 00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:14,670 Pure love. 184 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:17,430 I guess you could even call it virgin love. 185 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:19,990 It was really fun. 186 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,250 I mean, it wasn't like work at all. 187 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,800 Stefan and I had a ball doing it. 188 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,140 Who's Stefan? 189 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,100 Well, he was a boy I used to go with. 190 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:33,100 Carolyn Schelling, that was her cameraman, said that they only wanted to 191 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,100 photograph the truth. 192 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:01,170 Well, what do you think, Shelly? 193 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:03,670 Can we use some of those beautiful shots? 194 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,950 Yeah, it looks great, but I wish you'd tell me exactly what we're shooting and 195 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:09,150 why. Just trust me, baby. 196 00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:11,890 After what we just saw, I know I'm right. 197 00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:14,630 When we get that all together, you'll agree. 198 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:18,710 You see, I've known those kids since they were little babies. 199 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:23,990 And my gut feeling tells me we can get more truth out of them on screen than 200 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,430 any of those phony encounter groups we've been shooting. 201 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,150 So you just hang loose, okay? 202 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:33,760 Maggie, that was the beginning of something really far out and kind of 203 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,760 wild. 204 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:43,360 Aha, besides being one of the world's great photographers, 205 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:48,840 I'm also a very fine martini maker. 206 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,540 Here you go, my lovely. 207 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,940 One for you and for the little princess. 208 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:56,260 Thank you. 209 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,920 You see the technique, Gabriella. 210 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:03,070 First booze, and then the question, what's a nice girl like you doing in a 211 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,070 pad like this? 212 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,310 Tony, you are a wicked man. 213 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:08,390 True, I'm a very wicked man. 214 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,730 But then it's a very wicked world. 215 00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:14,890 Oh, hush now. We're about to hear how the Virgin Star was born. 216 00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:17,710 Maggie, it really wasn't that much. 217 00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:21,190 Now that I think about it, it's kind of silly. 218 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,150 Gabriela, this is do-it-yourself encounter time. 219 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:26,590 Touch and tell. 220 00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:28,790 Okay. 221 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,080 It's kind of wooly, that's all. 222 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:37,360 Anyway, Carol said she wanted us to act natural and be ourselves. 223 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:43,100 We took these long walks in the park, and I guess Stefan and I really were in 224 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,180 love. But Carol said she didn't care how long it took. 225 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,300 She wanted us to be ourselves, and she wanted it to be right. 226 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:52,160 Hi, pretty people. 227 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:53,420 Jump in. 228 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:57,720 We must have covered 100 locations every day looking for the right places to 229 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,360 film. After a while, I began to think that making a movie was just getting in 230 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,360 and out of cars. 231 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:11,940 It was really quite an experience, because sometimes we do other things. 232 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,460 Like one night, we all went to this lecture. 233 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:20,000 Can you believe it? It was called Eros, Eternal Rights of Sexuality. 234 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:23,640 I really didn't know what to believe or what to expect. 235 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:29,200 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, Please be seated. 236 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,520 Thank you. 237 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:36,960 Thank you. 238 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:41,240 Thank you. After we were seated, we went through the usual preliminaries and the 239 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,240 usual introductions. 240 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,300 And then the author of some best-selling book was introduced. 241 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,520 She was attractive and blonde and very Swedish. 242 00:17:56,190 --> 00:18:00,890 which of course translated into English is the internal rights of sexuality. 243 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:06,150 Tonight we will have a demonstration by one of the couples in our organization, 244 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:13,390 which will visually illustrate what some people in our antiqued society call 245 00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:16,570 the forbidden areas of sex. 246 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:22,630 Now we, my fellow psychologists, and most of the rest of us here tonight, 247 00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:25,370 feel that sex is clean. 248 00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:32,770 exciting stimulating fun beautiful and most of all completely normal most of 249 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:37,430 us here tonight have probably never witnessed sex as an observer i didn't 250 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:41,430 know whether to be eager wary or uncomfortable you probably don't 251 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:45,970 actually i mean i never witnessed sex before now what you see here tonight 252 00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:52,950 might astonish some of you For those of you who honestly dislike the idea of 253 00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:57,090 seeing sex... Finally she introduced the boy and girl who were going to give the 254 00:18:57,090 --> 00:19:00,330 demonstration. They were absolutely beautiful. 255 00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:01,850 Both of them. 256 00:19:02,530 --> 00:19:04,930 They began by touching each other. 257 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:14,470 And we in our organization, including the couple you are now watching, do not 258 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:19,510 claim to be free of sexual... inhibitions, but we do feel that we are 259 00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:25,690 starting to open up. We are becoming able to express ourselves openly without 260 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:26,710 embarrassment. 261 00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:35,090 I couldn't take my eyes off them, like I was spellbound and turned on all at the 262 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,090 same time. 263 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:41,350 I was really involved in everything they were doing, and I didn't find it was 264 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:44,570 wrong or unnatural, only... 265 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:49,410 I felt that no one else was in that room except Stefan and myself. 266 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,550 I really didn't want it to end. 267 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,350 I wanted it to go on and on. 268 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:13,890 Believe me, it was an experience I'll never forget. 269 00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:16,490 But really, you know, they are great. 270 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:20,370 I mean, they really are getting into some very heavy things. 271 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:25,930 I thought, um, I don't know. 272 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,230 It was incredible. 273 00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:30,910 You know, that group is really trying for a sense of freedom. 274 00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:35,100 And we could have joined in if we'd wanted to, but... That might have meant 275 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,100 a legal hassle. 276 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,160 Who needs it? 277 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,500 And don't forget, we aren't in the organization anyway. 278 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,480 Yeah, right. And we had to get back here for when Xavier arrives. 279 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:50,040 When you hear his story, you'll really realize how much bullshit this society 280 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,040 puts people through. 281 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:57,500 And baby, if you're a homosexual, it's worse than being a typhoid carrier. 282 00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:02,720 You know, that lecture reminded me of a classroom, like a biology class. 283 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:13,630 Really, though, one of the wild aspects of what we saw tonight was the ease and 284 00:22:13,630 --> 00:22:15,910 grace with which everything was done. 285 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:21,310 Christ, it could have been like a lush Las Vegas stag show. 286 00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:27,070 But the way Eros handled it, I thought it was beautiful. 287 00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:28,990 Excuse me. 288 00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:36,850 Trick or treat. 289 00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:41,410 Oh, it's good to see you. We've been waiting for you. 290 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:42,670 Come on in. 291 00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:44,230 Xavier, 292 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,530 this is Gabriela. Hi. 293 00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:49,250 Stefan. Hi, hi. 294 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:53,450 Ladies and gentlemen, meet the star of tonight's film interview. 295 00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:54,930 Ta-da! 296 00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:57,230 Shelly, would you set up the cameras, please? Sure, boss. 297 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,590 Honey, has he ever done anything like this before? 298 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:02,030 One of my favorite people. 299 00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:05,230 Sit down, Xavier. Let it all hang out. 300 00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:09,890 Well, the first part was the same for me as it was for all the other struggling 301 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:10,950 souls, I suppose. 302 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:13,590 You know, the dreaming, floating along. 303 00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:19,030 A sense of actual good that could be felt or touched and sustained. 304 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:22,330 Oh, my childhood was okay. 305 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:23,229 Hey, boy. 306 00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:27,890 The change came from me at the usual turning point when you either make the 307 00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:29,770 transition successfully... Hey, boy. 308 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:32,610 ...or you spend the rest of your time in a nightmare. 309 00:23:33,030 --> 00:23:34,030 Hey, boy. 310 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,210 How's the hell of a game you played? 311 00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:37,970 In junior high school. 312 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:40,050 No kid like you could make the big leagues. 313 00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:44,870 I didn't feel good or... I'm telling you, you really could. 314 00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:46,210 Bad. 315 00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:50,190 Of course, you're a little skinny right now, but I know you're going to grow 316 00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:50,889 into it. 317 00:23:50,890 --> 00:23:51,649 All right. 318 00:23:51,650 --> 00:23:52,770 I'll tell you one other thing. 319 00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:55,430 Wrong. You're a good-looking kid. 320 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:58,290 You're really good-looking. 321 00:23:58,890 --> 00:24:00,550 Well, maybe a little withdrawn. 322 00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:02,990 God, I bet you're wild in bed, ain't you? 323 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:08,660 What blows my mind, though, is that I was aware even then... I bet you got a 324 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:09,820 lot of chicks, too, haven't you? 325 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:14,960 ...of the dividing point between men and women. 326 00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:20,900 No matter how close a male and female become, there's always a little 327 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,500 invisible wall between them. 328 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,420 Check divorce statistics. 329 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:32,040 Anyway, it really started to bug the shit out of me because on the surface, 330 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,180 I... 331 00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:39,250 pretended to go along I found myself in strange places like locker rooms 332 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:45,230 standing around listening to assholes in sweaty jockstraps sprouting such great 333 00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:49,990 lines as hey did you knock that broad off Jack or who cares if she is a nigger 334 00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:54,310 she's a great head job you see when women aren't around guys speak 335 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:59,050 differently and it's the same with women There's always a difference in the air 336 00:24:59,050 --> 00:25:02,750 when guys are speaking with guys and women are speaking with women. 337 00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:08,110 The dialogue doesn't necessarily have to be gross or even have anything to do 338 00:25:08,110 --> 00:25:09,110 with sex. 339 00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:13,110 No, all that crap just amounted to verbal and physical ugliness. 340 00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:18,870 Even the autistic people I know are just preoccupied with who's balling whom. 341 00:25:19,910 --> 00:25:23,230 Well, anyway, I felt like I had to try. 342 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Even when I'd get a relationship started back in my nervous days of puberty, I 343 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,740 always screwed up. I found girls all right. 344 00:25:34,980 --> 00:25:40,380 It's just I never felt the sexual drive with them that I felt with a guy. 345 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:46,760 I bet you when those chickies get a hold of you and your thing, it became 346 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,720 a fantasy world with me. 347 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:52,500 I bet you they never let go when they do that. 348 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,020 I bet you they'll stay with you all night. 349 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,400 They want to stay with you all the time, don't they? 350 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,120 Half horror and just half wonder. 351 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:05,020 Everybody masturbates. 352 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,580 But with me, it became my whole world. 353 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,400 Shit, baby. 354 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:15,240 Between my parents screaming at me. Stop that, Xavier. 355 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,920 Every time I was pulling my pudding in society, I was so... 356 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,760 guilt-ridden. God, I thought I was cracking. 357 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:29,200 I can remember my mom yelling lines at me like, Xavier, keep that up and you'll 358 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,200 go crazy. 359 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:35,280 And another one was, stop that, Xavier, or you'll go blind. 360 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,500 Well, one day in the middle of pulling my foot and I shouted back, how about 361 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,260 letting me keep going until I need glasses? 362 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:44,780 Xavier, that's no way to talk to your mother. 363 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,520 How much more of this do you want, honey? I have to pick up Bruce in a half 364 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,439 an hour. 365 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,060 Not really. I'm just getting a little uptight. 366 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,180 We can stop right now. 367 00:26:57,260 --> 00:26:58,640 We'll pick it up another time. 368 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:04,440 But I really appreciate your coming over and letting me do this whole shtick with 369 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,260 you. Okay, what'll it be, gang? Coffee, tea, or grass? 370 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,220 Thank you, Shelly. 371 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,940 I know you'll really be happy with what we shot tonight. 372 00:27:13,470 --> 00:27:18,290 Carol, darling, if I didn't dig you so much, I'd never do this corny this-is 373 00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:21,990 -your-life thing. It's too much of an emotional bloodbath for me. 374 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:23,750 You know, 375 00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:28,250 that's exactly why I'm so involved in my work. 376 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:35,030 But if you get an honest film, somebody somewhere will see it. 377 00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:39,110 And maybe they'll do something to help someone get equal rights. 378 00:27:40,990 --> 00:27:41,990 Far out. 379 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,340 You keep rocking, I'll keep rolling, and maybe we'll make it. 380 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:49,440 God, I'm getting maudlin. I better split before I drown everyone in the room in 381 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,159 my tears. 382 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,580 And that's not ladylike. 383 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:57,940 Okay, Butch, keep in touch and watch those glory holes. 384 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,940 You never know what sits on the other side of those doors. 385 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,080 Good night, all. Ciao. 386 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,300 Ciao. 387 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,300 Parents, it's 10 o'clock. 388 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,620 Do you know where your children are? 389 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:16,220 Kids. Before you leave, I want to impress upon you both how important 390 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:18,180 tomorrow's session will be to you. 391 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,180 Be prepared to experience something that you've never felt before. 392 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,640 In fact, most people go through their whole lives without ever really knowing 393 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,480 the joy and beauty there is in the world for them, if only they'd reach out for 394 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,480 it. 395 00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:37,980 You're both beautiful. You've got everything. 396 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,000 You're pure. You're natural. 397 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,640 And you're full of love. 398 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,560 So when you go home tonight, Carol was one of the few people I'd ever met who 399 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,200 really understood what love was all about. 400 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,320 Love for her was something to share. 401 00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:56,540 Hold me. 402 00:28:57,660 --> 00:28:58,980 Oh, hold me. 403 00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:03,500 Here. Oh, I need you. 404 00:30:35,310 --> 00:30:36,730 You're a very nauseous little lady. 405 00:30:38,610 --> 00:30:43,670 And your skin is like... Rose petals? 406 00:30:44,390 --> 00:30:46,890 Last time you said it was like a baby's. 407 00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:50,870 Well, this time it's just sexy. 408 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:52,730 Skin turns you on. 409 00:30:53,210 --> 00:30:54,210 Uh-huh. 410 00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:56,350 Some men dig legs. 411 00:30:58,230 --> 00:31:01,490 Some dig curvy behinds. But me? 412 00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:04,250 I like skin. Lots. 413 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,820 Lots of skin. 414 00:31:09,060 --> 00:31:12,940 Tony, if I left school, could I live here with you? 415 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,920 No. Why not? We're friends, aren't we? 416 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:17,720 Yeah. Then why not? 417 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,560 Maggie, if we lived together, we wouldn't be friends. 418 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:26,060 Look, I have no intentions of falling in love with you, if that's what you mean. 419 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:27,800 Maggie, what do you want? 420 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:30,460 A male doll that you wind up and it plays lover? 421 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,520 I'm looking for a thrill a minute. Have you got one? 422 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,180 Maggie, why in the hell can't you be satisfied with the way life is? 423 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,520 What do you got to make it out to be something it isn't? You know what life 424 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,680 is. It stinks. 425 00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:48,580 That's where I drink cheap wine, ball over sex surfers, and play movie star. 426 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:51,060 I'm going to be somebody important. 427 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,140 Somebody you won't forget. 428 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:57,340 Satisfied? How the hell do you get satisfied? 429 00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:08,400 I've got a great idea. 430 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,300 Why don't we both drink some of that cheap red wine? 431 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,400 Tony, 432 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:34,460 what was the name of that friend of yours with that dumpy wife? 433 00:32:36,350 --> 00:32:37,350 Which one? 434 00:32:37,670 --> 00:32:38,830 You know, the agent. 435 00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:41,430 The one you said wanted to go to bed with me. 436 00:32:43,190 --> 00:32:45,530 Well, I know three agents with dumpy wives, honey. 437 00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:47,610 Each one wanted to go to bed with you. 438 00:32:48,290 --> 00:32:53,530 Well, this one was about so high, wore tight pants, and smelled of Noxzema. 439 00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:55,510 Noxzema? 440 00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:57,830 Oh, you mean Joe Kelly? 441 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:00,330 Yes, that's his name. 442 00:33:00,850 --> 00:33:04,810 I don't suppose you'd give him a call for me. I mean, as a good friend? 443 00:33:05,939 --> 00:33:07,680 Oh, for Christ's sakes, Maggie. 444 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,680 Why don't you just go through my VIP list and pick out whatever you want? 445 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:13,520 Money, position, influence? 446 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,300 Lover, if I'm going to be living here with you, I want to get to know all your 447 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,300 close friends. 448 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,160 Let 449 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:32,020 me 450 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,020 do that. 451 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,100 What do you say? 452 00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:36,590 I told you it'd be easy. 453 00:33:37,990 --> 00:33:40,230 Well, Meg, it's a great place to live. 454 00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:43,150 What do you have to do? 455 00:33:43,530 --> 00:33:45,190 Do? You know. 456 00:33:45,710 --> 00:33:47,930 I told you, always say what you mean. 457 00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:50,310 You have to go to bed with him. 458 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:51,550 If I want. 459 00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:53,330 Try the wine. 460 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,990 Thanks. 461 00:33:55,630 --> 00:33:58,070 Tony's really very nice. I think he likes you. 462 00:33:58,630 --> 00:33:59,650 Well, I like him. 463 00:34:02,690 --> 00:34:03,690 Tastes good. 464 00:34:03,930 --> 00:34:06,750 Tastes bad, but it does something for me. 465 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:10,409 You know, men like Tony can be very convenient friends. 466 00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:14,750 They know all the right people, take you to all the in places. 467 00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:17,370 It doesn't hurt to make them happy. 468 00:34:17,770 --> 00:34:18,949 For a while, anyway. 469 00:34:20,489 --> 00:34:24,889 You know, Maggie, it's really exciting watching the things that you do. I mean, 470 00:34:24,909 --> 00:34:25,909 it really is. 471 00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:30,489 You always are so sure of yourself. You always know exactly where you're going. 472 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:34,860 Well right now I'm going into the other room and make a down payment on some 473 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:35,860 insurance. 474 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,180 Hello there. 475 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,400 Gabriella. 476 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,040 Gabriella. 477 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,100 I was getting my suit. It was wet. 478 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:33,260 Were you watching? 479 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,980 Yeah. For long? 480 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:41,720 A little while. 481 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:44,760 Gabriella, give me your hand. 482 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,480 I thought I'd get some more wine. 483 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:57,880 No, you didn't. 484 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,860 Yeah, I thought if I... Gabriella, say it like it is. 485 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,760 Say what you really want. 486 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:18,120 I... Maggie, I don't want... You're turned on, aren't you, Gabriella? 487 00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:25,170 Tell Tony what you want. 488 00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:29,270 Remember it's like a down payment. 489 00:38:38,930 --> 00:38:40,950 I want to make love. 490 00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:45,150 I want a ball. 491 00:39:03,919 --> 00:39:05,540 Gabriella, this is Wally. 492 00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:07,140 Hi. 493 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,000 Well, isn't he absolutely beautiful? 494 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,160 Carla's told me a lot about you. 495 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,440 I hope not too much. 496 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,020 How do you like the university? 497 00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:18,340 It's fine, if you dig universities. 498 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,560 Listen, Carla, I'm going to split now. I'll see you later. Oh, baby, listen. 499 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:25,620 Will you move some of your gear out of that spare bedroom? 500 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,320 Gabriella's going to stay with us for the weekend. 501 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,420 Look at you. I don't want to be any trouble. 502 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:31,700 What trouble? 503 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:33,058 No trouble. 504 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,860 It'll be groovy. See you later. 505 00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:36,260 Later. 506 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,740 Well, what do you think of him? 507 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,440 Big boy. 508 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:46,020 Boy or man, my dear, nature has decreed that the male, generally speaking, is 509 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:47,860 larger and more muscular. 510 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:50,820 So in that sense, he's physically stronger. 511 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:54,540 But number-wise, I mean like a woman. 512 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,658 Mm-hmm. 513 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:57,840 I don't think there's any question about that. 514 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:01,780 Women are better able to tolerate exposures to heat and cold. 515 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,460 starvation, shock. 516 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,840 And we're less susceptible to things like baldness, colorblindness, skin 517 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,240 cysts, stomach ulcers, heart attacks. 518 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,080 That's a well-known fact that we women live longer than men. 519 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,580 We've got everything going. 520 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,000 But I don't get it, Carla. 521 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,240 You've got everything going. 522 00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:24,740 You've got looks, brains, money. 523 00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:26,780 Why a boy like Wally? 524 00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:33,510 Hey, you don't think I'm in love with that freshman, do you? 525 00:40:35,590 --> 00:40:37,270 Oh, honey. 526 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,150 Well, he's barely 18. 527 00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:44,510 He's fresh, unjaded, and kept. 528 00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:50,670 No, I just give him a roof over his head and put some money in his pocket every 529 00:40:50,670 --> 00:40:52,830 now and then and kiss him goodnight. That's all. 530 00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:54,430 But you could have any man. 531 00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:55,930 I still do. 532 00:40:57,990 --> 00:40:58,990 It's just that... 533 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:05,220 There's this great excitement in being the lion instead of the lamb. 534 00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:07,300 The aggressor. 535 00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:10,800 The one who makes love for the change. 536 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,520 Carla, you sleep with him? All the time. 537 00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:20,020 Gabrielle, Gabrielle, don't you understand? 538 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:26,120 You know, I'm not trying to cultivate a farm system or program a sex machine. 539 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:34,120 I'm making love happen, not absorbing it like some sponge or some clam that gets 540 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,340 its kicks every now and then. 541 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,360 It's beautiful. 542 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,680 It's exciting. 543 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,200 And it's the wildest kick I've ever had. 544 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,200 Oh, and baby, I'm going to share it all with you. 545 00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:54,740 I was talking to this guy. His sister works over at one of those massage 546 00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:55,900 parlors in Santa Monica. 547 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:57,560 Well, it's an honorable profession. 548 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,970 Yeah. Well, she's a part-time student, so she just sits around and reads most 549 00:42:00,970 --> 00:42:01,970 of the time. 550 00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:05,210 Then these guys come in. They get all turned on in the nude. 551 00:42:05,930 --> 00:42:08,650 Then they pay 40 bucks for a bath and a rubdown. 552 00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:10,490 40 bucks? 553 00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:13,930 Well, Wally, what the hell do you expect for 40 bucks? 554 00:42:14,150 --> 00:42:16,090 Personality and companionship? 555 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,530 I don't know, but they ought to get something. 556 00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:20,670 I mean, 40 bucks? 557 00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:25,510 We are all intoxicated with sexual desires. 558 00:42:27,030 --> 00:42:30,330 Puritanism. is not around the corner. 559 00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:37,190 And puritanism is not going to change our sexual behavior, or the way we 560 00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:41,170 think, or the way we feel, or the way we touch, or the way we taste. 561 00:42:42,050 --> 00:42:43,670 Yeah, what do you want to bet? 562 00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:46,690 Black or white, I guess we're all the same. 563 00:42:48,310 --> 00:42:49,310 Sometimes. 564 00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:51,670 But black girls have to work a little harder at it. 565 00:42:53,010 --> 00:42:54,110 You know something, honey? 566 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,840 The sooner you realize that it's all wrapped up in the sex game we play, the 567 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:00,840 better off you'll be. 568 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,300 The better the body, the better the brakes. 569 00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:05,700 Got it? 570 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:12,620 Why can't the joining of a man and a woman add up to something more than two? 571 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,700 Because it never will. 572 00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:19,720 Because we either go topless or bottomless with a plastic object. 573 00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:24,750 And the sisters that participate, either for the buck or just to rip off the 574 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:28,090 system, well, they betray you and me. 575 00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:30,350 You believe in women's lip? 576 00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:31,990 They believe in me. 577 00:43:32,350 --> 00:43:34,490 My body. My brains. 578 00:43:34,850 --> 00:43:36,110 Black is beautiful. 579 00:43:36,410 --> 00:43:37,410 You're beautiful. 580 00:43:38,090 --> 00:43:42,830 Take the playboy bunny, the one-night-stand swinger, the who-needs-a 581 00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:46,030 -man radical femme, or the double-standard chauvinist male. 582 00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:48,630 Porno buyers and sellers. 583 00:43:49,310 --> 00:43:56,230 Dirty books, filthy movies. God, they all add up to one great mechanical orgy. 584 00:43:56,550 --> 00:44:01,050 Or the unpardonable thing of one person making love to himself. 585 00:44:06,970 --> 00:44:09,850 Now, why don't you and Wally go for a long, long walk? 586 00:44:10,910 --> 00:44:15,110 Before I can work threesome into this conversation. 587 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,480 I guess it all started that day I was playing volleyball on the beach. 588 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,520 She kept looking at me, like she knew something I didn't. 589 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:30,580 Then we just met. 590 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,240 Well, how? 591 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,420 I mean, how did you meet? 592 00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:37,780 I was body surfing, and I finally caught this really good one. 593 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,280 It turned out to be all whitewater. But when I reached the beach, she was there, 594 00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:45,600 standing by me, looking down. What did she say? 595 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,600 She didn't have to say anything. 596 00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:49,510 The potty like she has? 597 00:44:50,370 --> 00:44:52,330 I guess all I wanted to do was look. 598 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:56,530 How did you become friends? 599 00:44:57,170 --> 00:44:58,690 Well, I admit it was kind of heavy. 600 00:44:59,090 --> 00:45:02,450 I mean, Carla being four years older and all. Not that that has a lot to do with 601 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,530 it, but I don't know. 602 00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:08,510 It just looks like you usually want to be with older guys, I guess. 603 00:45:10,050 --> 00:45:12,450 Well, sometimes, Wally, we really don't know what we want. 604 00:45:13,570 --> 00:45:17,230 Carla does, and that's... It's a fantastic relationship. 605 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:20,250 Do you dig relationships? 606 00:45:21,450 --> 00:45:22,450 Depends. 607 00:45:22,690 --> 00:45:23,690 Got a girl? 608 00:45:24,050 --> 00:45:25,490 I see her a lot. 609 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:27,390 You like her a lot? 610 00:45:29,070 --> 00:45:30,070 She's a lot of fun. 611 00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:31,270 You want to know something? 612 00:45:31,410 --> 00:45:33,170 What? You kind of remind me of her. 613 00:45:33,410 --> 00:45:34,410 I do? 614 00:45:34,550 --> 00:45:35,550 Both kind of quiet. 615 00:45:38,230 --> 00:45:40,430 Well, maybe that's because we're both good listeners. 616 00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:44,170 Or maybe it's because we both know what men like. 617 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:46,910 You know what you like? 618 00:45:48,010 --> 00:45:52,810 Oh, I like cheeseburgers a lot. No, I mean with the opposite sex. 619 00:45:53,510 --> 00:45:55,570 Yes, ma'am, I like sex, yes. 620 00:45:57,770 --> 00:46:00,810 You know, Wally, you remind me of someone I used to go with, too. 621 00:46:01,130 --> 00:46:01,988 I do? 622 00:46:01,990 --> 00:46:02,988 Uh-huh. 623 00:46:02,990 --> 00:46:04,450 Someone I was very fond of. 624 00:46:04,950 --> 00:46:09,450 He's kind, sensitive, a very gentle human being. 625 00:46:10,570 --> 00:46:11,570 Wally, are you gentle? 626 00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:13,810 I guess. Why? 627 00:46:15,779 --> 00:46:17,520 Because I like men to be kind of gentle. 628 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,000 My father was just the opposite. 629 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:23,120 He was always loud. 630 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,680 Beautiful! You forgot to give me the message. Now you probably lost me the 631 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,680 goddamn account. 632 00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:31,880 My mother and he used to yell at each other and it was one argument after 633 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,880 another. 634 00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:35,760 And I'd die if I didn't get out of there. 635 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,180 All I could think of or wanted was to be with Stefan. 636 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,520 and to run run away and be free and to be loved 637 00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:28,180 Thank you. 638 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,240 Long see me. 639 00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:56,730 Welcome, sister. 640 00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:07,790 Nothing that is done with tenderness, with affection, with love is 641 00:54:07,790 --> 00:54:14,210 wrong. There's only harshness and coldness and cruelty 642 00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:15,210 that's wrong. 643 00:54:16,370 --> 00:54:22,410 And remember, nothing, nothing's everlasting. 644 00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:36,520 A castle stone in a noble land 645 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:43,140 can be so fragile just like one blade. 646 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,200 I couldn't resist the invitation. 647 00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:11,240 Well, I promise you won't be sorry. You hungry? 648 00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:14,480 Starved. Well, John will be down soon, and we'll meet him after lunch, okay? 649 00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:15,700 Okay. 650 00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:18,040 Well, this is really nice. 651 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,680 Who belongs to it? 652 00:56:21,220 --> 00:56:22,560 You and me, if we want it. 653 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,020 Come on, let's go. I've got a million things to tell you. Okay. 654 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:40,220 I don't know what's worse for you, nicotine or Benzedrine. What do you 655 00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:41,540 think? I don't know. 656 00:56:42,620 --> 00:56:46,760 I don't remember which girls' school it was, but we had this big bottle of 657 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,760 Yellow Uppers. 658 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:49,500 Oh, I do. It was in Zurich. 659 00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:52,260 My best friend was a girl named Amy. 660 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:53,980 How old were you then? 661 00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:56,380 Oh, I was about 13. 662 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,000 Amy was a year older. 663 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:01,080 She was from New York, and I was from nowhere. 664 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,900 You know, I went to a lot of very straight and fashionable schools for 665 00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:08,400 young ladies. Only I wasn't so straight and fashionable sometimes, so I was 666 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,440 politely asked to leave. 667 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,000 I wonder whatever became of Amy. 668 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,020 Heather, what about your people? 669 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,920 Divorced. Mother lives in Paris and father plays with dolls. 670 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,700 You believe in marriage? 671 00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:23,680 Yeah, I believe in marriage. 672 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:25,500 Without the license? 673 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,040 I don't know. 674 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,980 If it was the right man and I really loved him, yeah. 675 00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:34,700 Yeah, but why do you need a minister to say it's cool for two people to live 676 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,740 together? I mean, nothing is permanent except your freedom. 677 00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:39,460 Nothing lasts forever. 678 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,460 Well, you're right about that. I know I am. 679 00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:44,820 Look, when I was 17, I lived with this guy. 680 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,240 His name was Howard. 681 00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:50,900 He had blue eyes and one dozen freckles. And he chain-smoked herbert terratins. 682 00:57:51,740 --> 00:57:56,560 He was 25 and a career student that bit his nails and drank coffee non-stop. 683 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,440 I really like that bastard. 684 00:58:01,390 --> 00:58:02,390 He cared about me. 685 00:58:02,930 --> 00:58:03,930 What happened? 686 00:58:04,330 --> 00:58:07,770 Well, because of his expert carnal knowledge, we remained sexually faithful 687 00:58:07,770 --> 00:58:08,770 to each other. 688 00:58:08,870 --> 00:58:10,010 Totally free and independent. 689 00:58:10,330 --> 00:58:13,930 That is until my folks caught up with me and gave me that classic speech about 690 00:58:13,930 --> 00:58:17,170 what is a nice girl like me doing in a place like this. 691 00:58:17,610 --> 00:58:20,450 And then off to a very fashionable girl's school I went. 692 00:58:21,210 --> 00:58:22,390 Did you ever see him again? 693 00:58:23,230 --> 00:58:26,790 No, but we really didn't have one of those heavy breathing, heart clutching 694 00:58:26,790 --> 00:58:27,930 type of romances anyway. 695 00:58:28,370 --> 00:58:30,530 It was just sort of convenient for me, that's all. 696 00:58:32,350 --> 00:58:36,550 Listen, I bored you to death with my Cosmopolitan magazine story. Now let's 697 00:58:36,550 --> 00:58:37,550 go have some fun. 698 00:58:37,610 --> 00:58:38,610 Hey, Heather. 699 00:58:39,010 --> 00:58:40,830 He didn't bore me. I was interested. 700 00:58:41,470 --> 00:58:43,270 I really wanted to hear what you told me. 701 00:58:43,810 --> 00:58:44,890 Listen, Gabriella. 702 00:58:45,170 --> 00:58:46,990 There's just one thing for you to remember. 703 00:58:47,470 --> 00:58:48,470 Have a ball. 704 00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:51,010 Because life's just one great big celebration. 705 00:58:51,650 --> 00:58:53,810 As long as you're the one that's giving the party. 706 00:59:02,130 --> 00:59:03,470 Gabrielle, did you ever make up dreams? 707 00:59:03,930 --> 00:59:05,010 No, I don't think so. 708 00:59:05,230 --> 00:59:06,230 Why? 709 00:59:06,470 --> 00:59:10,110 Well, ever since puberty, I used to make up these wild pornographic dreams. 710 00:59:10,450 --> 00:59:14,690 I was the centerfold playgirl, and all these men would kiss me and fondle my 711 00:59:14,690 --> 00:59:16,370 body. What kind of men? 712 00:59:17,030 --> 00:59:18,750 Well, he used to look like Woody Allen. 713 00:59:19,670 --> 00:59:22,650 But as I grew up, it was Paul Newman or Richard Burton. 714 00:59:23,010 --> 00:59:25,870 I guess I just happened to dig older type men, that's all. 715 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:27,430 How about you? 716 00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:29,590 Me? Oh, I don't know. 717 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,320 Well, how about your old man? I mean, most girls have a crush on their fathers 718 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,320 at one time or another. 719 00:59:35,420 --> 00:59:37,440 Well, I'm one girl that didn't get that hang-up. 720 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,600 Wow, I really dislike that man. 721 00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:42,500 You really mean that, don't you? 722 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,400 My parents always disliked each other. 723 00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:50,140 In fact, I can't remember them ever saying one nice thing to one another. 724 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:55,380 Well, it'll never rank as one of the classic love affairs of all time, that's 725 00:59:55,380 --> 00:59:56,380 for sure. 726 01:00:01,610 --> 01:00:05,550 My mother and father had absolutely no relationship to anything they did 727 01:00:05,550 --> 01:00:12,070 together. And I think the only common denominator they had was making love. 728 01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:17,750 Drop dead, you creep. 729 01:00:19,370 --> 01:00:21,130 Hey kid, I want to tell you something. 730 01:00:22,070 --> 01:00:25,210 Then my father always gave me his pearls of wisdom for the day. 731 01:00:25,470 --> 01:00:29,230 Like, good girls don't play around, or if I ever got pregnant with some boy, 732 01:00:29,330 --> 01:00:30,690 don't come crawling to him for help. 733 01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:33,700 My dear father's morals were really something. 734 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,700 Like all men, he set his own double standards. 735 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:41,020 And his idea of a big night on the town was to cruise Sunset Boulevard looking 736 01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:42,020 for action. 737 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,640 Cazares, baby, that's where it's all at. 738 01:00:46,820 --> 01:00:50,780 Psychedelic sounds, psychedelic sights, and the people, what do you name your 739 01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:54,800 type, and it's sure to be floating around somewhere at Cazares, where 740 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,520 everybody comes sooner or later. 741 01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:01,680 We're located at 9039 West Sunset Boulevard on the better side of the 742 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,680 Sunset Strip. 743 01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:06,320 Now you get it all together and bring it to Casares. 744 01:01:06,860 --> 01:01:09,500 That's 9039 West Sunset Boulevard. 745 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,560 And we'll see you over there. 746 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:16,100 Right now we'd like to play the number four tune on the Jots, and it's really a 747 01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,100 wild one. 748 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,680 Hey, uh, reprint, man. Here, you want copies? Uh, 25 cents. 749 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,200 Look at that. God, it's spaced out. Yeah, yeah, here it is. 750 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,420 Pictures abroad. It's in the back. 751 01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:20,800 25 cent come on you want the paper no wait you forgot to give me the bread for 752 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,800 it yeah 753 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:12,680 he usually tried to pick up some young tender body that was thumb-tripping 754 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:17,720 besides a ride they usually needed money and usually they'd do anything for it 755 01:03:42,890 --> 01:03:46,950 His usual routine was to drop into a few go-go clubs looking for young females. 756 01:03:47,570 --> 01:03:48,570 And you know something? 757 01:03:49,130 --> 01:03:50,390 He always found them. 758 01:05:11,790 --> 01:05:14,330 I think you're beautiful, and I'm going to help you, too. 759 01:05:14,590 --> 01:05:17,790 That's right. Wait a minute. Hey, waitress, make that a double on a 760 01:05:17,790 --> 01:05:18,769 martini. Right. 761 01:05:18,770 --> 01:05:21,070 Charlie, two double martinis, extra dry. 762 01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:24,370 Mr. Char is going through another one of his numbers. 763 01:05:25,490 --> 01:05:27,050 Getting whacked out of his gourd. 764 01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:33,630 You know, speaking of love, why don't you bring a change of clothes tonight 765 01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:34,630 when you come to my place? 766 01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:37,050 The wife and kids are in San Diego for the weekend. 767 01:05:37,490 --> 01:05:39,770 What do I need clothes for? I never get out of bed anyway. 768 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,880 going to help me? Baby, I'm gonna make you a superstar. 769 01:05:55,760 --> 01:06:00,960 So my dear beloved father scored and another young tender girl bit the dust. 770 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,780 My good father passed away over a year ago. 771 01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:07,760 You want to know something? 772 01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:10,440 He cried at his funeral. 773 01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:12,300 Well, he wasn't father. 774 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,140 I didn't cry because of that. 775 01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,040 I cried because I never had him. 776 01:06:22,370 --> 01:06:24,230 Ah, how's me proud beauty? 777 01:06:26,730 --> 01:06:27,730 You'll excuse me. 778 01:06:27,930 --> 01:06:32,570 No, I can't. I'm obsessed by your body, and I've got to bite your nose off your 779 01:06:32,570 --> 01:06:35,990 face. I know that, John, but let me go. This is my friend, Andrea. Hello. 780 01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:40,770 Welcome. Welcome to Sin City. My house is your house. 781 01:06:41,090 --> 01:06:45,610 Thank you. Don't thank me, because I'm thinking of mad, crazy, delightful 782 01:06:45,610 --> 01:06:49,530 things, like chaining your lovely body below deck and giving you to the crew. 783 01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:52,560 That's because you're mad, crazy, and impossible. 784 01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:56,060 That's because I had an impossible childhood. I discovered scotch when I 785 01:06:56,060 --> 01:06:58,560 was six years old. All right, down to the business at hand. 786 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:02,980 Dave and Marcia are topside, soaking up all the sun and discussing all my evil 787 01:07:02,980 --> 01:07:06,540 and vile qualities. Anything I should hear? Only that I'm a villainous and 788 01:07:06,540 --> 01:07:09,960 immoral man who devours young and virtuous maidens. 789 01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:12,120 Gabriella, he sounds dangerous. 790 01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:13,860 Dangerous? No. 791 01:07:14,460 --> 01:07:15,780 Intoxicated? Yes. 792 01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:19,380 And I have this bad, bad habit. 793 01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:20,630 What's that? 794 01:07:21,050 --> 01:07:24,050 I want to make love to every woman I meet. 795 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:29,110 I really don't know what all the fuss is about. 796 01:07:29,390 --> 01:07:33,270 So a few more people are unemployed and the business rates go up and down like a 797 01:07:33,270 --> 01:07:34,109 bitch in heat. 798 01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:37,070 But it always seems to work out all right. True, true. 799 01:07:37,670 --> 01:07:41,870 Darling, what I meant was money investments today can be a bit more 800 01:07:41,870 --> 01:07:44,670 precarious, that's all. Well, with the fluctuating dollar. 801 01:07:45,050 --> 01:07:47,490 Did you know that the German mark is... 802 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:52,620 You are undoubtedly the great investment broker of all time. 803 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,320 Thank you, John. 804 01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:59,540 Now, here we are, you and I, two men of the world with three of the loveliest 805 01:07:59,540 --> 01:08:02,020 creatures on the face of the earth. 806 01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:07,120 And you're talking about recession, gross national debt, and figures. 807 01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:08,460 I don't mind, really. 808 01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:11,720 I'd like to hear more about it. Well, I don't mind figures either when they look 809 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:12,720 like yours. 810 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:16,220 John, you may be an expert, but you don't understand women. 811 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,200 Today's modern woman's educated. 812 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:22,859 It's just a matter of time until you males will all be in our fiscal control. 813 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:30,979 Well, maybe, but I'm from the old school. I prefer my women soft, squeezy. 814 01:08:31,220 --> 01:08:33,580 And tender and loving and full of pleasure. 815 01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,200 Yes. Yes. 816 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:38,260 Speaking of all that, 817 01:08:39,020 --> 01:08:40,020 the bottle is empty. 818 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,600 My dear, I think we should wend our way to the cellar and find wine for my 819 01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:45,600 friends. 820 01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:48,210 He may never return. 821 01:08:58,770 --> 01:09:00,090 John's right, Gabriella. 822 01:09:00,410 --> 01:09:01,810 You do have a beautiful body. 823 01:09:03,090 --> 01:09:04,090 Hasn't she, Dave? 824 01:09:05,410 --> 01:09:06,410 Do you exercise? 825 01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:09,590 A little, but I enjoy being active. 826 01:09:10,210 --> 01:09:11,850 You go to school with Heather, don't you? 827 01:09:12,130 --> 01:09:13,390 Yes, I live at the university. 828 01:09:13,830 --> 01:09:15,970 Oh, and one of those co-educational dormitories? 829 01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:17,319 Yeah, it's really wild. 830 01:09:17,399 --> 01:09:18,399 I'll bet. 831 01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:19,859 How do you manage to get any sleep? 832 01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:21,680 Much less any studying done. 833 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:26,399 With all those young bulls on the loose. My God, it must be like Disneyland. 834 01:09:26,819 --> 01:09:27,819 Want to know something? 835 01:09:28,279 --> 01:09:29,279 Yes. 836 01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:30,500 It's much better. 837 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:37,000 When I was young, somebody said it was just kid stuff. 838 01:09:37,279 --> 01:09:38,500 To talk about sex. 839 01:09:39,319 --> 01:09:43,020 That it was much more fun to do it. That somebody should get the Nobel Peace 840 01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:44,020 Prize. 841 01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:47,390 Well, I thought that was the cleverest remark I'd ever heard, but it was wrong. 842 01:09:48,390 --> 01:09:49,930 It is fun to talk about. 843 01:09:51,350 --> 01:09:53,430 All right, as long as we're on the topic of sex. 844 01:09:54,010 --> 01:09:56,090 We're opening the new club in Jamaica next month. 845 01:09:56,890 --> 01:09:58,150 Why don't you come down with me? 846 01:09:58,950 --> 01:10:03,190 And what would I be, Miss September or Miss November? Or just one of the girls? 847 01:10:04,230 --> 01:10:06,550 You could have the whole calendar if you wanted it, you know that. 848 01:10:06,850 --> 01:10:11,370 I don't think I want to share all those months with just one man. 849 01:10:11,890 --> 01:10:12,890 You're fantastic. 850 01:10:13,150 --> 01:10:14,210 You know, that's really something. 851 01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:21,330 If I could package you, you'd be the centerfold of all centerfolds. Oh, 852 01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:24,030 that's really a great achievement. 853 01:10:24,570 --> 01:10:25,730 Miss Centerfold. 854 01:10:26,830 --> 01:10:28,430 Isn't that something to shoot for? 855 01:10:28,730 --> 01:10:30,790 I know a lot of girls who haven't done bad by it. 856 01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:33,170 Well, I'm not a lot of other girls. 857 01:10:33,510 --> 01:10:34,510 I'm me. 858 01:10:34,970 --> 01:10:38,890 And my idea of success is not to have a picture of my body hanging in some 859 01:10:38,890 --> 01:10:40,290 adolescent locker room. 860 01:10:40,690 --> 01:10:41,690 Oh, I see. 861 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:45,600 Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. 862 01:10:46,260 --> 01:10:47,260 Exactly. 863 01:10:51,260 --> 01:10:54,680 All you have to do is treat me with tender, loving care. 864 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:09,820 Now, if you follow through with a low shot, using the backhand, it's a 865 01:11:09,820 --> 01:11:10,820 devastating stroke. 866 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,500 I see what you mean. 867 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:18,240 That's far out. I was turning my wrist too far. Let's try it again. 868 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:21,900 Gabriella, why don't you come out to our place for the weekend? 869 01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:24,700 We have our own tennis court and we'd love to have you. 870 01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:28,700 Thank you. Hey, that's a terrific idea. You know, Marcia's even a better player 871 01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:29,700 than I am. Really? 872 01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:33,240 Not physically, darling, but I do play to win. 873 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:38,860 Oh, darling, would you mind? I seem to be out of cigarettes. 874 01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:40,589 I quit. 875 01:11:40,590 --> 01:11:43,770 Never felt better in my whole life. You know, I'm beginning to smell things 876 01:11:43,770 --> 01:11:45,510 that... Darling, please, would you get some for me? 877 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:49,150 One of these days, I'm going to get you to stop. Got to build up that old 878 01:11:49,150 --> 01:11:51,090 endurance. Look what he's done for you. 879 01:11:59,970 --> 01:12:00,970 Dave likes you. 880 01:12:01,910 --> 01:12:02,910 I like him. 881 01:12:03,570 --> 01:12:05,870 He's very nice. No, I mean, he really does. 882 01:12:06,970 --> 01:12:08,330 I think I should feel jealous. 883 01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,700 Beautiful young girl involved with my husband? 884 01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:13,520 Involved? 885 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,180 You know, an older man can be very interesting to a bright young woman. 886 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,440 I suppose he could. 887 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,840 I wish we'd known each other last Christmas. 888 01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:25,060 You'd have made a wonderful gift for Dave. I never knew what to buy him. 889 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:27,140 You mean for the man who was everything? 890 01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:29,700 Marcia, you're putting me on. 891 01:12:30,340 --> 01:12:31,340 A little bit. 892 01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:36,560 But if I were serious, I'd have no objections if Dave wanted to have an 893 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,080 affair with you or you with him. 894 01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,840 I mean, as long as it didn't get out of hand. 895 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:45,280 You're saying that it's okay with you if your husband and I make love? 896 01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:48,160 Honey, love has nothing to do with it. 897 01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:50,660 He's obviously physically attracted to you. 898 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,240 And he's a perfect gentleman, both in and out of bed. 899 01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:57,540 Well, supposing I don't feel the same way? 900 01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:00,640 I mean, supposing I tell your husband to go to hell? 901 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:02,040 You'd hurt his feelings. 902 01:13:02,860 --> 01:13:04,360 And I wouldn't want you to do that. 903 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:06,840 Gabriella, listen to me. 904 01:13:07,530 --> 01:13:09,530 I have everything a woman can want. 905 01:13:10,130 --> 01:13:16,090 Money, security, a certain freedom and independence, and a social life that 906 01:13:16,090 --> 01:13:17,190 you'd say was out of sight. 907 01:13:17,650 --> 01:13:22,110 I have friends on every continent, and I summer on the Mediterranean, and I 908 01:13:22,110 --> 01:13:24,210 winter in our house in Acapulco. 909 01:13:24,930 --> 01:13:29,090 Now, what would have happened to all those beautiful things if ten years ago 910 01:13:29,090 --> 01:13:31,770 I told Dave to go to hell? 911 01:13:36,940 --> 01:13:43,320 You know, when I first met you, I had visions of long lines of virgins and non 912 01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:46,380 -virgins banging on your door every night. 913 01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:50,600 After all, I'd never met a millionaire flesh peddler before. 914 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,040 Did competition scare you? 915 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,360 No. 916 01:13:53,620 --> 01:13:55,820 Because I never intended getting in line. 917 01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:59,960 Besides, Mr. Hammond, what can you offer me? A Greek island? 918 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,780 Make me princess of Monaco? No. 919 01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:04,740 No, I'm afraid not. 920 01:14:05,580 --> 01:14:11,400 But I can offer you experience, excitement, all expenses paid. 921 01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:13,540 Anything else? 922 01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:17,500 I'll even throw in an incestuous father's wisdom and concern. 923 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:21,080 They say that daughters are always in love with their fathers. 924 01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:24,880 Do you think I have a father hang-up about you? I'm too young to be your 925 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:28,980 father. Besides, daughters always outgrow their fathers. 926 01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:33,860 I should think it would be very difficult to outgrow you. 927 01:14:43,350 --> 01:14:44,690 Oh, would you like a drink? 928 01:14:44,910 --> 01:14:46,090 No, thanks. I don't drink. 929 01:14:48,950 --> 01:14:51,750 I've been wondering, Gabriella, how do you get along? 930 01:14:52,710 --> 01:14:54,010 Along? How do you mean? 931 01:14:54,650 --> 01:14:55,650 Financially. 932 01:14:56,270 --> 01:15:01,170 After all, tuition, clothes, and all the necessities a girl likes cost a lot of 933 01:15:01,170 --> 01:15:04,790 money. Yeah, well, I get by. I mean, I work at the library at the university. 934 01:15:05,470 --> 01:15:08,650 You know, a girl like you has great potential. 935 01:15:09,110 --> 01:15:10,110 In what way? 936 01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:12,980 Poise, personality, intelligence. 937 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,600 Obviously, sex appeal. 938 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,520 You really should put it to work for you. 939 01:15:18,940 --> 01:15:19,940 Market it. 940 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,540 Well, you're the businessman. 941 01:15:21,820 --> 01:15:22,820 What do you suggest? 942 01:15:24,860 --> 01:15:26,700 There are two or three things. 943 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:29,120 Number one, I find you attractive. 944 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:31,880 Attractive to me. 945 01:15:32,540 --> 01:15:33,540 Number two, 946 01:15:34,220 --> 01:15:37,440 Marcia and you and I could become very good friends. 947 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,080 Number three? 948 01:15:41,460 --> 01:15:42,880 I could help you financially. 949 01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:45,500 And in many other ways. 950 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,820 Dave, do you want to keep me? 951 01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:54,540 Well, I think arrangement is a better word for it. That is, if you think you'd 952 01:15:54,540 --> 01:15:55,540 be happy with it. 953 01:15:56,180 --> 01:15:57,180 I don't know. 954 01:15:57,940 --> 01:16:00,600 Nobody's ever offered to have an arrangement with me before. 955 01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:05,680 Do you use the pill? 956 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,020 No. 957 01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:08,700 Diaphragm? 958 01:16:08,940 --> 01:16:15,800 Very not Would you mind me my top, 959 01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:16,880 please? 960 01:16:18,780 --> 01:16:19,940 All right 961 01:16:19,940 --> 01:16:31,040 Thank 962 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:36,520 you and beautifully girls well 963 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:40,400 What do you say? 964 01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:44,720 Of course, if you think you need time to think it over, I... Dave, I don't need 965 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:45,720 any time to think that. 966 01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:48,180 My answer is yes. 967 01:16:49,020 --> 01:16:52,140 I'm looking forward to being your friend and Marcia's. 968 01:16:53,860 --> 01:16:55,600 Dave, are you coming up? 969 01:16:57,420 --> 01:16:58,420 Yes, darling. 970 01:17:00,740 --> 01:17:02,400 Gabriella and I will be up in a minute. 971 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:07,600 You know, Dave, I think this is going to be a very far-out arrangement. 972 01:17:32,660 --> 01:17:36,920 I mean, like, here it is, the second semester, and I'm still doing the same 973 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:37,920 old things. 974 01:17:38,700 --> 01:17:42,440 I'd like to do all of those things you do, you know? Like, you're always going 975 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:47,160 to fun places like Jamaica and Acapulco, and you're always doing exciting things 976 01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:51,000 and meeting, like, new, interesting people, and... Oh, you know. 977 01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:53,000 I'm really jealous of you. 978 01:17:53,260 --> 01:17:55,800 Look, Susan, you can do it, too. 979 01:17:56,020 --> 01:17:57,020 It's really simple. 980 01:17:57,300 --> 01:18:00,840 I was in your place a year ago, and I learned... 981 01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:03,260 that whatever you want, you can do. 982 01:18:04,100 --> 01:18:06,560 Well, I'm afraid it's not that easy. 983 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:09,180 I mean, take men, for instance. 984 01:18:10,380 --> 01:18:12,020 I don't know how to handle them. 985 01:18:12,460 --> 01:18:14,860 Okay, I know what they always want. 986 01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:17,200 But I mean, let's face it, I'm chicken. 987 01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:19,540 I know. I went through the same trip. 988 01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:23,840 But I learned that it's not what they want that matters. It's what you want. 989 01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:26,520 Susan, listen to me. 990 01:18:26,980 --> 01:18:29,800 You've got to understand the game before you can play it. 991 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,020 And then you can get the most out of men. 992 01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:36,000 Well, I'm afraid I've got a lot to learn. 993 01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:38,940 With your face and your figure, you won't have any problem. 994 01:18:39,460 --> 01:18:40,460 I'll help you. 995 01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:42,440 You will? 996 01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:46,560 But you've got to agree to do anything I say, because otherwise it won't work. 997 01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:49,820 You've got to commit your mind and your body. 998 01:18:50,820 --> 01:18:53,180 Gabriella, I will do anything you say. 999 01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:54,500 Okay. 1000 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:58,800 The most important thing you've got to learn is you've got to be free and 1001 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:03,140 independent, because that's what it's all about, doing what you want to do. 1002 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:10,400 Sue, loving is beautiful, and we're beautiful, and it works. 1003 01:19:11,740 --> 01:19:12,740 Oh, wow. 1004 01:19:13,100 --> 01:19:15,200 That really stretches the mind. 1005 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:17,800 Okay, we'll start tonight. 1006 01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:21,580 I want you to meet a good friend of mine. He's in the music business. 1007 01:19:22,140 --> 01:19:24,620 And he's really a far-out man with a far-out house. 1008 01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:30,740 Now, he might seem a bit older to you at first, but after a while, Susan, you'll 1009 01:19:30,740 --> 01:19:33,280 find that they're really all the same from 18 to 50. 1010 01:19:33,780 --> 01:19:37,920 Because once you understand men, they're really a very useful animal. 1011 01:19:50,090 --> 01:19:56,750 In a noble land, can be so fragile just like 1012 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,190 one blade of sand. 1013 01:20:00,790 --> 01:20:06,870 When the warped and rude crack and leak, 1014 01:20:07,390 --> 01:20:14,190 it makes the condition a little bit too weak. 1015 01:20:15,270 --> 01:20:18,150 The castle crumbles.